Wet Day Men 53 and 54 http://bit.ly/GAWcZv

Or is it 55? I've lost count actually. So Grecian Formula guy was a fail. He doesn't dye his hair, but there are so many other things going on with him that I really wish that were his only issue. Unnatural follicle pigmentation I could have lived with, but not the myriad of high-maintenance events he demonstrated in the short 2 weeks of our courtship. A simple walk on the beach is not in his vocabulary, apparently, because he required 3 shirts, sunscreen underneath the layers, the ugliest hat I've ever seen, and long pants with shoes and socks for a 15-minute stroll on the boardwalk. Poor oral hygiene combined with a huge overbite would not be a dealbreaker in and of itself either, but combined with an overly healthy ego, a penchant for assigning me work detail (why don't you come over to my house and help me sort out all of the boxes in my garage?), and a tendency to dictate what I would be doing every time we might happen to get together (you can bring over some papers to grade while I am writing my book)? Uh, no thanks to any of the above. Oh yes, there is also the tedious historical novel he's been working on for 15 years or more, which is his default topic of conversation and I suspect the reason his wife left him 5 years ago. Even so, I might have at least enjoyed our one and only date at my favorite sushi place, if he had not gotten there a half hour early and ordered for me, without waiting to see if I even wanted the flaming roll which was waiting on our table when I walked in. He felt perfectly justified using